Sit down cuz im gonna tell u an embarassing story…
okay so i was in the car with my friend’s brother and he had a mini charmander on his dashboard and i pointed to it and being the fuck that i am without thinking said “oh look a charazard!” and he just sighed and said “thats charmander, charazard is in the glove compartment” and i just
so i get an email today….
i did what now
i didnt sign up for this
fuck u guys this is funny damn it
i just fuckign love roxy so much she learns about this amazing power where she can make anything appear out of thin air
and then she just
dont pretend like you wouldn’t make a kick ass fort if you had unlimited building material.
there’s something really interesting in this passage that I wanted to point out
Trelawney assumes that Harry was born in midwinter because of his “dark hair” and “mean stature” and “tragic losses so young in life”
Tom Riddle was born in midwinter, is describe in CoS as resembling Harry, and his mother died right after his birth
Harry has a piece of Voldemort’s soul in him
that’s why Trelawney made that assumption
I pointed this out in my Harry Potter class today and everyone started yelling and about five people told me to go to hell
this was so confusing when i first read it because i’m australian and in australia july IS midwinter
You have a Harry Potter class?
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
how do people on tumblr become so interesting that people actually willingly ask them about their life like i’ve been here for 3 years and i’m pretty sure half of you don’t even know my name
so apparently dick can mean detective
and gumshoe also means detective
detective dick gumshoe
detective detective detective
sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third